I'm Apologizing for Being a Turd.

I have not been on here in a very long time and I am sorry. Tomorrow there'll be a new post showing what I'm wearing to the Rocky Horror Picture Show tomorrow night. It's going to be fun! Well, see you guys tomorrow!

Because I Feel Like It

Today, I am making an outfit, just because. I hope you like it and comment, because I like it when you people do that. I am hoping to wear something similar to this when I go back to school. How fun. Here is the outfit!



So, yeah, Have fun with this.

Tuesday's Muse

Tuesday's muse is Lucy! I admire her elegant and ladylike 50's style. It's much different from some of the...um...suggestive clothing choices of today.


A prime example.

And now my outfit to match her gorgeous, mature style:



Hope you liked Lucy's prim and proper style as much as I do!

Item of the Day

Spectator shoes! Classic, and in colors that go with anything, a pair of spectator shoes is yet another thing on the long, long list of things I wish I had in my closet.



I love the crisp, refined look of the wingtip version. What would I wear with these? Let's see!



I like pandas. I bet you do too.

And now, audience participation! I want you make an outfit with a pair of spectator shoes, and post the link or whatever in your comment so I can see all of them!

(Oh, look at me talking like I have more than two followers...)

Beauty Product Rave

I have recently discovered what is maybe the most amazing nail laquer ever to exist. I purchased it in a bright, three-shades-away-from-orange red, but it comes in several other colors. Here it is:



It's the sort of polish that works for anybody. And usually I am quite the polish Nazi. The brushes aren't very well designed and just make it even more difficult to apply the polish. But with this one, it has the perfect brush, and pretty much contours to just about any nail shape. Pinch me, I must be dreaming. No wait, I can do it myself. With my perfectly painted fingernails, of course.

Item of the Day

Cat-eye glasses! I like 'em. Got a pair myself, which my friends refer to as the 60's beach sunglasses.



It's kind of funny, I have a pair similar to the ones Katy Perry is wearing, and she probably got hers for about 50 dollars at some fancy store. I got mine for a buck at Walmart. Ah, the beauty of Suburubia... Here's me, with said glasses:



And yes, I know I look like crap. It's shower day. Please forgive me.

Tuesday's Muse

Okay, technically it isn't Tuesday, but what the hell, I'm doing this anyway. Today's muse is......Columbia! I think it was the top hat and the tap shoes that really got me. Now here's the outfit I coordinated to mimmick that style:


Probably waaay too many sequins, but I don't care. They are sequins. And sequins are sparkly.

I'd like to thank modcloth.com for everything but the necklace and shorts, which came from google. I'd also like to thank my parents, and the little people...